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A dumb cunt who loves to eat popcorn while taking a shit
"Hey look! It's Artinos the dumb cunt
artinos by beast 1323r3r3r3r3fef November 17, 2016
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Artipostatalo 

It may not be the correct way of pronouncing Aéropostale, but it's the right way.
Person 1: I'm going to head to Artipostatalo to buy a pair of shorts!

Person 2: Where!? Aéropostale?

Person 1: Huh? Yeah...Artipostatalo.
Artipostatalo by gunzkilla November 14, 2011

Atrinosis 

1. Atrinosis is derived from the latin word
"ater atra atrum : dark"
and the greek based word
"gnosis:Intuitive apprehension of spiritual truths, an esoteric form of knowledge sought by the Gnostics"

Defined as a negative or 'dark' state of enlightenment, where one's newly found higher knowledge is poisoned by darkness that corrupts it. Considered a disease to some, and a perfect way to view life to others.

2. An extreme Metal band from Canton, Ohio with melodic and progressive influences.
Example 1: "Last night I reached a state of Atrinosis." "No shit dude, thats deep..kinda weird but still deep"

Example 2: "When is Atrinosis gonna release another song?" "No idea, they're lazy fucks"
Atrinosis by Sobersomeofthenever April 25, 2011

Artingstall 

Somewhere roaming the hills of northern England is the nomadic Artingstall tribe, they wander from town to town and from village to village dominating with their sexual prowess and witty humour. These are doubtlessly the coolest people to set foot on the British isles.
Guy 1) "Hey, my extremely hot girlfriend just left me to go home with that guy"

Guy 2) "Yeah it happens, he's an Artingstall"

Guy 1) "Oh.... Ok, I dont blame her.
Artingstall by Phillip3112 July 14, 2010

antinosy 

When someone is giving info all/most of the time
That guy was nosy, not this guy though hes antinosy
antinosy by NonSkrapple March 11, 2020

lev artino 

lev is very funny he simps for goth boys but they end up ghosting him he is very alternative

They say u attract what u fear AHHHH!! Goth boy that won't ghost me😂😂😂😂😂
lev artino likes goth ppl
lev artino by Levithink November 5, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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