Somewhere roaming the hills of northern England is the nomadic Artingstall tribe, they wander from town to town and from village to village dominating with their sexual prowess and witty humour. These are doubtlessly the coolest people to set foot on the British isles.
Guy 1) "Hey, my extremely hot girlfriend just left me to go home with that guy"
Guy 2) "Yeah it happens, he's an Artingstall"
Guy 1) "Oh.... Ok, I dont blame her.