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arsekisser 

A person who kisses arse.Charms, bullshits, laughs at all the bosses jokes.
Hawkes is an arsekisser, has no talent he arsekissed his way into the job.
arsekisser by The Dux March 23, 2008
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arse piss 

When you are so sick that your poo comes out like piss.
I was drinking water and it was going right through me! It was arse piss.
arse piss by ctdf April 18, 2006

arsepuss 

When a womans vagina smells so bad you thinks it her asshole
i was gonna pound this chick i met at this party so hard then when she took her clothes off i saw she had a arsepuss
arsepuss by Tehawesomee April 8, 2010

Arse piss 

The side affect of Salmonella aka diarrhoea
I refroze my chicken nuggets and they gave me arse piss.
Arse piss by factmachine December 1, 2014

arse piss 

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
arse piss by HOB November 1, 2006

arseissist 

A narcissist who is also a huge arsehole. Vain and self-obsessed, to the detriment of others.
My friend talks about herself all the time. She is amazingly unaware of her own faults and imperfections. She constantly takes advantage of everyone around her. No one is as important as her, and she outdoes everything you do/ say. You’ve been on holiday to Tenerife, she’s been to Elevenerife. She’s such an arseissist.
arseissist by shitbylover January 2, 2019
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
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A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026
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