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arse piss

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.
hey, bitch! I'm gonna give you an asspiss whether you like it or not!
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the arse pissmug.

Far Call

A subtle mispronouncing of "Fuck All"
"hey man, what are you up to?"
"Far Call mate"
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the Far Callmug.

boonga

Hey, is that a gorilla or a boonga?!
by HOB October 11, 2004
mugGet the boongamug.

Corned Beef

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.
Nesian: "F*** bro, got any corned beef cuz?"
Person: "no, f*** off fob"
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the Corned Beefmug.

pie-cost

adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland.
Nesian: F*** bro, those shoes are pie-cost bro. Don't yous get enough Dole money to buy shoes?
Maori: Nah bro I racks them eh!
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the pie-costmug.

Book of life

A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.
Damn, my ass is a book of life tonight, jeez.
by HOB October 11, 2004
mugGet the Book of lifemug.

PIG

Pacific Island Gangsta
A Polynesian teenager who lives in Auckland, New Zealand and is descended from overstayers. These nesians think that because they are coloured, they can be like Afro-Americans. PIGs choose a random colour and hand sign to "represent" at each other.
PIGs: F*** bro (pronounced "Brerr"), represent my soufside crew bro!
Normal Person: Fuck off nesians!
by HOB November 1, 2006
mugGet the PIGmug.

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