13 definitions by HOB

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.

A sexual fetish as follows:
The dominant male, after drinking some liquid prior, takes a pair of forceps (as used to help deliver babies) and uses them to forcibly hold open the submissive woman or man's anus to a width suitable for urinating into. He them urinates into the dilated asshole, filling it with urine. the forceps are then removed, and the anus allowed to close fully. The recipient of the asspiss is then allowed the great pleasure of passing the urine out his or her anus, as if defecating, only liquid. This process is quickly growing in popularity, and looks set to move mainstream within the next few years.

The main staple of the Polynesian diet, Corned beef is not unlike dog food. It comes in very large tins, which the Polynesians then use as musical instruments, toys and pretty much everything else.

A slang term for a homosexual man's anus, which has been stretched so much that it no longer can close. The world's most famous "book of life" is that of goatse.

A common slang term for a Polynesian or Pacific Islander

Someone who is extremely tall and has a hunched posture, thus resembling a banana.

adjective used to describe something cheap and of poor quality. Worth about $1.20 (the cost of a pie). This term is only used by Maori and Polynesians in Auckland.