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Arseclown 

Someone who is both an arsehole and carries on like a clown.
That is the last time that i invite you two arseclowns to a housewarming.
Arseclown by Sydney Correspondent September 1, 2003
Arsenio is a sexy young man with a nice. Body. This man will kiss many girls in his life . He also has nice hair . He also likes to flirt a lot but still can be loyal if he chooses like it
Julie: have you seen the sexy new guy with the hot body?

Amy: you must be talking about arsenio
Arsenio by Unknown;) November 24, 2014
Arsenio (n) is usually a non-chalant discreet being who can get free stuff when he really tries. Tends to be charming and persuasive so beware of crossing paths with him because your knees may buckle and then you might bust your lip. Don't worry though he is very helpful and will help you. Always born on Valentines day so he is usually affectionate and loving. He is athletic and smooth like his caramelized skin yet he will snap and kick some jaws In so do not test him. Arsenio loves roses and knows how to pluck the thorns right off them. He has Cambodian flavored eyes and usually is mixed with black too. Some people can't handle his friendly personality because he can be overbearing sometimes but he really doesn't have bad intentions like they assume Sometimes. Arsenio is so gorgeous like a greek god statue. Women love to think he is flirting with them but he is just a sweet guy and actually has a very hott lesbian girlfriend. Arsenios are asthmatic yet enjoy smoking Mary Jane. Fun and intelligent however sometimes he don't make sense when he talks but we all know what he is trying to say. Usually very positive and fun to be around. Arsenios have a huge loud laugh that makes his roses bloom. Some people hate Arsenio because they can't understand his demeanor or misinterpret his intentions but they can't help loving him in the end.
Girl #1: "I really wish I would come across an Arsenio styled pair of underwear next time we shop."

Girl #2: "OMG if you do can I please borrow them sometimes!?"

Hey! That Bubby dude over there just laughed like Arsenio.. How weird is that?

I really wonder why my little brother runs around with his inhaler pretending to be an Arsenio...?

That damn Arsenio is always lurking in my pot field.

That RnB singer looks just like a Arsenio.

Yes! Our quarterback just scored an Arsenio!

I need to hire an Arsenio to help my roses grow.

All guys should be more like Arsenio and they will be happier.
Arsenio by KayRose November 5, 2013

arsecons 

Emoticons for arses.
Used in the same way emoticons are used to illustrate emotions (surprisingly) but to illustrate the condition of an arse instead.
(_!_) = Normal Ass
(__!__) = Lard Ass
(!) = Tight Ass
(_?_) = Dumb Ass
(_E=MC2_) = Smart Ass
(_$_) = Rich Ass
(_x_) = Kiss My Ass
(_X_) = Get Off My Ass
(_o_) = Slack Ass
(_*_) = Sore Ass
(_@_) = Twisted Ass
(_<>_) = Slacker Ass
(_/_) = No Entry Ass

Arsechop 

A rough translation of an ancient Taiwanese martial arts move in which the attacker thrusts the edge of his open palm deep into the soft ass crack of his or her opponent. This blow traditionally results in the opponent having a twitchy anus, and making them walk with a mild waddle for five or six steps.
Master Oki did an arsechop on his student. Unfortunately his student's parents were watching at the time, so now he has a lot of explaining to do.
Arsechop by Master Oki February 1, 2009

the arsenio hall

when youn finger a girl so deep that you can feel her ovaries.
the arsenio hall by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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