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armatard
Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.
armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022
Related Words
armate • Armageddon • Amaterasu • amateur • amateur night • Amateur Hour • amateur porn • amateur radio • armageddon games • amatersau
armaed
Example:
Person A: *Falls down 1 foot*
Person B: you okay
Person A: I BROKE MY FREAKING LEGs
Person B: You've just been armaed
Person A: *screams in pain*
Person A: *Falls down 1 foot*
Person B: you okay
Person A: I BROKE MY FREAKING LEGs
Person B: You've just been armaed
Person A: *screams in pain*
armaed by Edward Hill December 14, 2014
Armageddon garden
A garden you plant to sustain your life during the hard times your paranoid mind is telling will come soon, like world wars, alien invasions, dirty nuclear terrorist attack, massive chinese hacking or zombie pandemics.
Example: "When the grid goes down and lines of distribution are cut, we will have enough produce from our own gardens to keep ourselves alive" (from the Armageddon Garden Club).
Armageddon garden by Hofesh November 14, 2011
Armael
Armael
"ärm-əl"
noun • slang
definition:
An oversensitive boastful hateful 11 year old kid who willingly dares to fight with a teenager
"ärm-əl"
noun • slang
definition:
An oversensitive boastful hateful 11 year old kid who willingly dares to fight with a teenager
Armael by NoobSlayer_ June 15, 2022
amateur night in dixie
When something is particularly poorly organised or just incompetent , one way of describing it is " Amateur Night in Dixie"
amateur night in dixie by W. Smithers June 15, 2011
Amateur virgin
Someone who has only ever had sex with prostitutes/hookers ... basically anyone who's only ever gotten laid because they paid for it
"I heard Brian was an amateur virgin"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"
"What?"
"Someone said he told em he's only had sex with prostitutes"
Amateur virgin by killuhkill May 26, 2015
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.
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proper lad
proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.