armaed

To die or be seriously injured in an underwhelming way.

Example:
Person A: *Falls down 1 foot*
Person B: you okay
Person A: I BROKE MY FREAKING LEGs
Person B: You've just been armaed
Person A: *screams in pain*

by Edward Hill December 14, 2014

One-Armed Scissor

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Armand

Armand’s are one of the most interesting people. As a first impression, an Armand may seem like a jerk, weird, and dominating, but these traits aren’t who they truly are and they are merely a mask. If you manage to get with an Armand, consider yourself the luckiest of the luckiest. Armand’s like to play the field but when they truly like someone, they will stay with that person forever to the point where they will almost never leave you alone. Even as a friend, if treated with respect and trust, they will never leave you and will want to spend every minute with you. Don’t be feared by an Armand’s dominating personality, as they are incredibly soft on the inside and will go through great lengths to hide it as they see it being a weakness.

Jessica: What’s the name of your boyfriend

Nicole: Oh, hes an Armand
Jessica: Armand? He’s a jerk
Nicole: Actually, he’s fairly sweet once you get to truly know him

by Jayehay34 June 2, 2021

One Armed Ginger

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls

Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.

by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018

armed and dangerous

(1. A way of saying you can and will shoot someone in the hood
(2. One of the best songs of 2018 by Juice WRLD

(1. nigga pull the fuck up I'm armed and dangerous bitch
(2. I love that song armed and dangerous

by VIRGINITY ROCCS October 14, 2019

Armando

A guy that is unlike any other. Usually A Hispanic man, who is prideful and likes to please the woman he is with. Can be stern, but also has a goofy side to him. Jealous and protective when he needs to be, not scared to jump into a fight if need be. Loyal, honest man who makes a great boyfriend.

-Man, that Armando guy I am dating is one of a kind.

-Have you been with an Armando before? If not, you are missing out.

by TheReeelz October 12, 2017

Armando

Real sensitive when has fallen in love with a specific type of person usually the type of girl that will push him away . Armando's doesn't give up on you they are really passionate about there love life . He is know to be good in bed will take hours to make him satisfied but will satisfies you in 10 minutes he will annoy you get you mad but we all know you can't be mad at him forever you will miss him when's he's gone if you ever have and Armando in your life make sure you keep him forever

Do you know who that amazing guy is he seems like an Armando

by Swag_master June 13, 2014