armatard 

Armatard is a deranged Russian imageboard troll. He's frequented /k/ for the last few years after being run off of Russian & German language imageboards & forums. He likes to post pro-russian military posts constantly, and will shill basically anything to do with Russian equipment, particularly aircraft, incessantly, to the point of having upwards of 5 threads of his own creation open at the same time. If you see him on /k/, don't respond.

"SU-75 is sure to make western mutts seethe"

"Fuck off, armatard."

armatard by Xxx_Eug3n3_St0n3r_xxX January 24, 2022

armagarden 

A garden planted specifically for the purpose of having food to eat when Obamanomics fails and our currency becomes worthless, subsequently emptying store shelves.

Guy 1: Hey Tim, I never knew you to be much of a green thumb.

Tim: Oh yeah, well I never was until they put Obama in office and he started monetizing everything under the sun. This is my armagarden for when all the food runs out and Americans have nothing to eat. At least I won't starve.

armagarden by tekmonster99 July 7, 2009

armagard 

like "oh my god" but it sounds silly

armagard, that girl needs to chill

armagard by king_flippy_nipps February 23, 2017