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Arthur’s pleasure 

The act of having someone pester you for sex until all viable excuses have fallen on deaf ears and you have to reluctantly go through with the filthy deed.

As demonstrated in the 1970s sitcom ‘On the Buses’ when Arthur’s wife Olive would make advances toward Arthur while he was busy watching television. She would have a face like a pigs ring piece and Arthur would end up having to satisfy her sexually despite him clearly being repulsed by the act.
I’m knackered today mate, my wife came in pissed up last night, stinking of kebabs and Prosecco, kept pestering me for a quick fuck so I ended up giving her Arthur’s Pleasure just to stop the ear ache and get some peace!
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Floss Archer 

One that flosses in public without concern for where the projectiles land.
Waitress 1: I just cleaned that window. How did it get so splotched up?
Waitress 2: ...the floss archer over there. He got me in the eye when I refreshed his coffee.
Floss Archer by goose_on_a_roof August 9, 2021

Pillars of Archer

The Pillars are:

1) Keeping it real
2) Any hole's a goal
3) Its not gay in a 3 way (as long as there is a honey in the middle)
The Pillars of Archer are three rules to live your life by
Pillars of Archer by Greg_the_Smeg February 4, 2019

Arthur Morgan

The inventor of big dick energy. Whether he’s just sitting there existing or going out into town. He just oozes big dick energy.
“Arthur Morgan is my favorite character!”
“Agreed but your too obsessed..”
No fuck you

Arthur Morgan

The protagonist of Red Dead Redemption 2 and lead enforcer of Dutch's Gang AKA Dutch Van Der Linde Gang
Dutch Van Der Linde: Do you have my back?
Arthur Morgan: Always, Dutch.

Maybe when your mothers finished mourning your father, I'll keep her in black, on your behalf.

Arthur Morgan

You ever heard of Arthur Morgan? He's a cool dude