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Archish is sexy
archish by Liooon April 9, 2016
Words you can keep
Someone who boasts of being sexy , but actually is flat out ugly, as the child of a piranha and and Stephen Hawking (no offence to Stephen Hawking fans).
Be yourself when you're trying to pick up girls. You may not be the most cool guy, but showing off will make you look like an archish.
Archish by Ppv February 21, 2018

Archisexual

people who are sexually attracted to architecture / buildings.
"Nancy is archisexual," Karina said, "She will not marry you."
Archisexual by WudgayProductions February 7, 2018

Archbishop of Lashbury 

Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome
Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.

Archbishop of Banterbury 

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

Archismita 

A cool dude who is generally obsessed with fandoms and celebrities. Archismitas are great people to talk to, are super supportive and will always be there if you need to talk. They are also great fun and once you get to know them, you'll wonder how you managed before you met them. If you ever meet an Archismita, get to know them, so you can give them stupid nicknames, and make inside jokes, and generally have fun with an awesome person
Archismita went to the shops with me today.
Do you know what time Archismita is getting here?
Archismita by immatur June 26, 2021

Archisext 

Johnny sat down, pulled out his phone, took a picture of his dong , and began archisexting. He liked golfing with the guys, but not as much as much as he liked the thought of Lloyd Wright's stained glass and pussy.
Archisext by KRmd November 16, 2017
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
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