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archbishop 

when the male genitalia is bent during masturbation
ive pulled a muscle in my penis trying the archbishop again
archbishop by sticky steve April 29, 2003

Archbishop of Lashbury 

Someone who sets out the rules for getting lashed. Also someone who is a lash leader and makes other people drink vast amounts of alcohol.

famous quotes:

The night before your presentation is due is the best night for getting lashed - Archbishop of Lashbury

Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy - Archbishop of Lashbury during his visit to Rome
Michael has been non-stop on the lash for the last few days. I think it's high time we ordained him Archbishop of Lashbury.

- How do you play this drinking game?
- I don't remember, but ask the Archbishop of Lashbury. He will know.

Archbishop of Banterbury 

Someone who has impressed with their Banter on a regular basis can be referred to as this term for the king ding of Banter, someone who is above all others when it comes to Bantering
You know what, it's about time that we ordained you as the Archbishop of Banterbury

Archbishop of Banterbury 

When a friend or member of your group cracks jokes like they are a comedic god. They have good bants and think they are they are worthy of the title

Archbishop Ilsley 

The teachers are all nobs bar Mr Rees and Mr Jones they're calm. However chris corrigan is a cumstain who needs to be shat on in his sleep, prick deffo has a vibrator he uses in his office when he's bored and his missus hasn't left him yet cus she's scared he'll hit the stellas.
Archbishop ilsley was a good school until Corrigan got promoted

Archbishop Mccarthy High School 

A school in southwest ranches, florida that thrives off nicotine, money, and partying
Person 1: Do you go to Archbishop Mccarthy high school?
Person 2: Hell yeah im going to pick up juul pods from Muhammad right now!
Person 1: Sweet I’ll tag along!
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Respectfully 

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Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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