Sex Machine in Pig
Latin. Derived from Latin
America, the Mayan tribe used pig latin to perform sex spells. Incan ancestors say if you are under a Mayan sex spell, you
will turn into a pile of dip and dots. But you only perform the spell successfully when wearing only the color of the all-mighty Poop Lighta.
Gertrude- "Hey danish lady, EXSAY ACHINEMAY! BOOOOOOOOMMMM!"
Betsy- "Aww
damn she blew up."
John jacob- "She wasn't wearing poop lighta colors, DUH!"