Sex
Machine in Pig Latin. Derived from Latin America, the Mayan
tribe used pig latin to perform sex spells. Incan ancestors say if you are under a Mayan sex spell, you will turn into a pile of dip and
dots. But you only perform the spell successfully when wearing only the color of the all-mighty Poop Lighta.
Gertrude- "Hey
danish lady, EXSAY ACHINEMAY! BOOOOOOOOMMMM!"
Betsy- "Aww damn she blew up."
John
jacob- "She wasn't wearing poop lighta colors, DUH!"