TNT's definitions

Couch Bombing

When you fill a small ziploc sandwich bag with Crisco (or your favorite lubrication) and place it between the cushions on the couch. You then proceed to fuck the couch as if it were a woman...but no need to buy It dinner first

by tnt May 1, 2003

preemie

A baby born 6 weeks or more before its due date. From "premature".

It's very rare for the child of a first-time mother to be a preemie.

by TNT March 26, 2005

moyd

Master Of Your Domain - The ability to (1) go long periods of time without gratifying oneself or (2) restraining erectal pleasure when it is not socially acceptable

(1)"I am moyd; I can go for months at a time"
(2)"Even when I was freaking 6 chicks at once I maintained my moyd"

by TNT May 25, 2004

Canine Special

Liberally apply peanut butter to your dick and call over the family dog. Lick Ubu lick. Good Dog. Arf!

by tnt May 1, 2003

This One Time In 8th Grade

When a hot chick is on you and you are about to lose your moyd or have to tend to your intestinal calling, tell your friend "this one time in 8th grade" and he will tackle her or otherwise remove her bodily threat.

(Your stomach cramps and then discharges) Uh this one time in 8th grade.... <TACKLE> *Friend rushes to his bathroom and is saved*

by TNT June 25, 2004

corkscrew

Cross your fingers, middle over index. Twist your wrist back and forth and go to work on your desired orifice. With practice, you'll have the effectiveness of a dill press and within weeks you'll be able to bore through wood.

by tnt May 1, 2003

Archnemesis

Someone for whom you have no respect and generally hate. Seeing something bad happen to him should make you happy.
Not to be confused with Rival

TNT is the archnemesis of Anakin
Bush is the archnemesis of the world

by TNT November 18, 2004