Daviddv0601's definitions

I dont swing that way

A response used to say you're not homosexual without just saying you're not gay/lesbian.

Lesbian: I confess my love to you! Please marry me!!!
Straight Girl: Uh, I'm flattered but I dont swing that way.
Lesbian: Noodles are straight until they're wet...

by Daviddv0601 August 6, 2019

troll

The masters of the internet. They are who keep the internet alive and are the superior internet race, prevailing over normies and keeping balance among all kinds of communities.

Normie: What is the name of this song?
Troll: Darude - Sandstorm!

Normie: Dude! This was NOT the song I asked for!!!
Troll: Kys :D

by Daviddv0601 May 18, 2018

queer

A word described to use for a person who is not straight. This could mean the person could be lesbian, gay or even sometimes bisexual.

She is not straight, she is queer.

by Daviddv0601 April 19, 2018

Hypocrite

Someone who goes and say shit they would hate or love about something, but would do the opposite most of the time.

Some guy: Wow, you go and say shit like, "If you're a TRUE fan, you would HATE this!" yet you go and say you support it on another post. You're a hypocrite, you know that?

by Daviddv0601 March 13, 2018

wigger

A wigger is a pathetic white person trying to blend in with black culture.

White Guy: Yo, nigga! This music is hawt!
Black Dude: Say that again and I'll woop your ass, wigger! You'll NEVER be one of us!

by Daviddv0601 October 19, 2017

De Facto Leader

Someone who acts as the leader of the group, without having any votes to assign them to that position. They are the ones who keep the group together and makes all the difficult decisions.

James: So who is the leader of the Mystery Club?
Calvin: While nobody put it up for vote, David is the one who acts as the de facto leader of the group.

by Daviddv0601 October 5, 2017

wombo

A word that is used to be an answer to anything. It is also a false study of something that people make up to hide their true logic.

I wombo, you wombo. He, she, we wombo. Wombo, wombowing, the study of wombology - which is the study of wombo!!! The possibilities of examples are endless!

by Daviddv0601 August 31, 2017