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Arachnian 

(Proper) Noun,
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.
Person A: Did you see that thing in the forest
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian

Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back

Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.

Arachnobotanophobia

The fear of specifically spider plants. Along with similar looking plants.
"Hey, please don't buy that spider plant. I have arachnobotanophobia."

arachnofit 

The dance one does after walking into an spider web.
Look at Bubba do the arachnofit.
arachnofit by jerrylandrum November 15, 2012

arachnoarachnology 

the study of too many spiders
I have a masters in arachnoarachnology .
arachnoarachnology by ASB44 October 19, 2016

arachnoidiot 

The word arachnoidiot is derived from the word arachnoid and idiot.
Its when a person walks into a spider web and than freaks out and starts waving their hands all over and beating on there head and screaming out out of control.
She just walked thru a cob web and turned int a arachnoidiot.
arachnoidiot by marin270 July 13, 2010

Arachnomagnetic 

relating to the interrelation of arachnids in a magneticfield.
Whenever she gets in the car, spiders always appear. I swear that girl is arachnomagnetic!
Arachnomagnetic by SweetestFist August 2, 2017