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arachnofit 

The dance one does after walking into an spider web.
Look at Bubba do the arachnofit.
arachnofit by jerrylandrum November 15, 2012
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Arachnobotanophobia

The fear of specifically spider plants. Along with similar looking plants.
"Hey, please don't buy that spider plant. I have arachnobotanophobia."

arachnified 

the state one finds themself in upon discovery of a fucking large spider. The pre-requisite for becoming 'arachnified' is the be arachnophobic.

To be frozen with fear.
Oh my god that spider was so big I was arachnified.
arachnified by Alexmacaque June 9, 2007

Arachnitate

Oh my God, those arachnids are so irritating. They are arachnitating me. I am now arachnitated.
Arachnitate by Halena January 20, 2009

arachnoidiot 

The word arachnoidiot is derived from the word arachnoid and idiot.
Its when a person walks into a spider web and than freaks out and starts waving their hands all over and beating on there head and screaming out out of control.
She just walked thru a cob web and turned int a arachnoidiot.
arachnoidiot by marin270 July 13, 2010

arachnobia 

Arachnobia: Means anything and everything. A word to say in any situation often causing laughter and confusion.
Want to have a cigarette? Answer -Arachnobia!

We are going shopping.. Arachnobia!!!!

Drinks on the house! ARACHNOBIA!!!

We are never getting out of work. arachnobia....
arachnobia by Berry Banana April 11, 2013

Arachnofondler 

A word for someone who sexually molests a spider. Is usually used in case when you touch a light switch spider.
Do NOT become an arachnofondler.
Look at that disgraceful arachnofondler.
What a perverted arachnofondler.
Arachnofondler by THEYAOITRASH September 8, 2017
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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