(Proper) Noun,
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.
Eight legged people said to crawl around the Earth.
Recent appearances: Canada, New Mexico, Georgia, Australia, and worst of all Hawaii
If seen please report to the Arachnian subredittit.
Person A: Did you see that thing in the forest
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian
Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back
Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.
Person B: Yea, it looked creepy
Person C: It looked like an Arachnian
Person B: whats that?
Person C: A spider person who grows legs out of their back
Person A: This is why we don't hang out with you anymore, Fred
Person B: We didn't even invite you, go home
Person C: Alright.
by Arachnid Protector March 6, 2021
Get the Arachnian mug.A more nuanced take on ‘not here to fuck spiders’. A classic Australianism expressing that things of little consequence or excessive moderation are not worthy to be undertaken.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
Further context, similar to ‘having bigger fish to fry’.
“Hey Ellis, last drinks just got called. Pint of pale and mezcal chaser?” says Toph.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
“Not here to fornicate with arachnids.” he replies in support of the offer.
by Kiz... December 25, 2020
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"My spider-sense detects tingling sensation in my arachnads" said Spidey as he looks at Mary Jane in a wet t-shirt.
by dolop October 29, 2008
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by snickersnigger May 16, 2018
Get the arachnid mug.Surely one of the most successful groups of animals in the history of this planet. There are arachnids on every continent (except Antarctica, obviously). Arachnids include spiders, scorpions, mites, ticks and the like. Though it is very rare for soft-bodied animals to survive, in fossil form, the oldest known fossil spider is 380 million years old, and there are even older fossil scorpions and sea scorpions known. Whenever I watch a tarantula or scorpion I can't help feeling I'm being given a viewpoint on an early age of life on this planet.
An example of an arachnid: a tarantula, a member of the oldest group of spiders which did not spin webs, merely used silk to line their burrows.
by Stormsworder November 16, 2006
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Random Civilian: Its a bird its a plane
Deep voice nigga: No its arachnigga
*civilians screaming in horror*
Deep voice nigga: No its arachnigga
*civilians screaming in horror*
by Bagsツ July 14, 2019
Get the Arachnigga mug."Bob's got a bad case of arachnahomaclostaphobia. He just despises being in small spaces with gay spiders."
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