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Spanish street slang for an asshole who will kidnap and molest your underage sister.
"If That Alvites comes around, pack up the kids and go."
by SweetestFist March 05, 2019

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relating to the interrelation of arachnids in a magneticfield.
Whenever she gets in the car, spiders always appear. I swear that girl is arachnomagnetic!
by SweetestFist August 02, 2017

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