apsua

when something your friend is playing something bad or cringe

Person 1: what are you playing

Person 2: Gas Surfers

Person 1: Thats a apsua game you chucklefuck

by yourlocalpiecegarbage June 24, 2022

Textual Assualt

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop

I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.

by Samuek June 4, 2013

aksually

my parasocial bff

aksel my friend aksually

by poggersGRRR June 2, 2021

apslayz

A Rocket League Twitch streamer, who claims to be an alpha. When he rages at his opponent, some consider it funny, others annoying, leading to either a mediocre, or a good comeback from Apslayz. Apslayz, claims to be a 6”5 god, but fans/haters claim he is 5”5. Fans also claim that Apslayz gives off “small dick energy”. When he streams he often gets commented on his comically large nose. Some claim it’s hot, others not. Apslayz may also often strike his desk, or throw his mouse or headphones if provoked/getting beat in a rocket league match. Sometimes, he also takes his rage out on Bob, the karate dummy, that often stars behind him in his streams.

“Does it honk Ap?” “Ap you might be the worst streamer but atleast you give good head” Apslayz is a twitch streamer.

by thewettest_shart75 July 13, 2023

Apsana

A sweet and understanding gorgeous smart girl that attracts every body around her. Never ignorant and just her smile makes all your prolems go away. Dresses wonderful every day with out even trying and is not the type of person to get anybody else jelous. If you dont know Apsana you could never feel complete.

Did Apsana come to school today? Nope. AWW MAAAANNNNNNNN!!!! Im going to skip today.

by Clemons October 18, 2010

arsuaga

A superior Breed of human beings that have extreme intelligence above all others. It is the Family name to the greats.

I bow before the Arsuaga's

by The great Arsuaga September 12, 2015

aksually

an annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!

"aksually is live on twitch!"
"who?"
"you know, that one annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!"

by Iudwig December 31, 2020