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Textual Assualt 

When you pummel someone with text message when you are drunk, most of them sexual and inappropriate. Usually the person you are texting will not respond or try and get you to stop
I committed Textual Assualt on my friend last night. Sent her 30 texts in a row of jibberish and pics of my dong.
Textual Assualt by Samuek June 4, 2013
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A Rocket League Twitch streamer, who claims to be an alpha. When he rages at his opponent, some consider it funny, others annoying, leading to either a mediocre, or a good comeback from Apslayz. Apslayz, claims to be a 6”5 god, but fans/haters claim he is 5”5. Fans also claim that Apslayz gives off “small dick energy”. When he streams he often gets commented on his comically large nose. Some claim it’s hot, others not. Apslayz may also often strike his desk, or throw his mouse or headphones if provoked/getting beat in a rocket league match. Sometimes, he also takes his rage out on Bob, the karate dummy, that often stars behind him in his streams.
“Does it honk Ap?” “Ap you might be the worst streamer but atleast you give good head” Apslayz is a twitch streamer.
apslayz by thewettest_shart75 July 13, 2023
A sweet and understanding gorgeous smart girl that attracts every body around her. Never ignorant and just her smile makes all your prolems go away. Dresses wonderful every day with out even trying and is not the type of person to get anybody else jelous. If you dont know Apsana you could never feel complete.
Did Apsana come to school today? Nope. AWW MAAAANNNNNNNN!!!! Im going to skip today.
Apsana by Clemons October 18, 2010
A superior Breed of human beings that have extreme intelligence above all others. It is the Family name to the greats.
I bow before the Arsuaga's
arsuaga by The great Arsuaga September 12, 2015
an annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!
"aksually is live on twitch!"
"who?"
"you know, that one annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!"
aksually by Iudwig December 31, 2020