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aksel my friend aksually
aksually by poggersGRRR June 2, 2021
Words you can keep
an annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!
"aksually is live on twitch!"
"who?"
"you know, that one annoying, bald, estonian guy that really likes mayo. he can't get enough of it!"
aksually by Iudwig December 31, 2020
A twitch streamer and a youtuber. Was Quackity aka Quackityhq's best friend but not anymore but he still has Hooverr lol. He is hot, tall and slim with a deep sexy voice, wears glasses and he is estonian. He is so funny too!
On Twitch: "Aksually is live!" (Clicks on watch stream)
aksually by AngelCakesYT October 6, 2021
an egg.

more specifically a bald man that doesn’t know the abc’s he has 14 toes and can’t swim. If you ever sneeze around an aksually he will tell you to die! be beware, be, safe, live, love, and finally laugh...
person 1: yk aksually?
person 2: wait... it has a name? i thought they were just those things you can make scrambled eggs out of...
person 1: bro! i didn’t know you liked scrambled eggs too?!

person 2: yeah bro!
both in unison: brooo! *high fives*
aksually by krapfrarty June 6, 2021

acksually 

when you tell someone a fact or something you know and someone comes out of no where and corrects you,usually something about history or a nerd game/show/movie series. people say this as a joke sometimes while busting out there teeth and sticking up there fingers like a nerd referring to the nerd emoji( 🤓)
friend:hey man did you know that Arthur Morgan joined the gang at 15?

guy:acksually he joined at 12🤓☝
acksually by suckaweewee June 6, 2023
A sort-of hip way of saying and/or writing actually. Usually used in the context of a punchline or in those web memes such as LOLcats, etc.
Robert Pattinson is gay akshually.

I was in your house with your mother last night akshually.
akshually by aksaksaks June 1, 2011

.aksuallynot 

the swaggiest swaggster in all of swaggy land (very sweet human) iky <3
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