an egg.
more specifically a bald man that doesn’t know the abc’s he has 14
toes and can’t swim. If you ever
sneeze around an aksually he
will tell you to die! be beware, be, safe, live, love, and finally laugh...
person 1: yk aksually?
person 2: wait... it has a
name? i
thought they were just those things you can make
scrambled eggs out of...
person 1: bro! i didn’t know you liked scrambled eggs too?!
person 2: yeah bro!
both in unison: brooo! *high fives*