Spooky Appointment
a round appointment that you can dark picture frame with 3 1/2 nails. very savage. can get mad. dont make mad. bad bully bad!!!
Spooky Appointment by certifiedgeesehaircut November 16, 2020
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pussy appointment
Similar to its counterpart "dick appointment". When a guy schedules a time/day to have sex with a female.
Guy 1: I'm pissed.
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
Guy 2: How come?
Guy 1: I had to cancel my pussy appointment with Maddy because my job called me in to work
Guy 2: Damn that's fucked up
pussy appointment by WicKid February 5, 2017
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dick appointment
To set an appointment to have sex with a man. Women make dick appointments. Also it is purely to fuck, no "feelings" are involved.
"Tommy asked me to come over to his place. I asked him if he wanted to fuck me. He said yes. so I told him to come to my place and he did." ...thats a dick appointment
dick appointment by dickosarous October 21, 2012
Dick Appointment
Girl 1: You said you have plans tonight?
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Girl 2: Yea, I have to go to my dick appointment
Girl 1: A what?
Girl 2: I'm going to have sex with a dude
Girl 1: Are you guys dating?
Girl 2: No...
Dick Appointment by Dominaaaj July 14, 2018
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Love appointed by JnAMS May 26, 2009
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Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
(Abbreviated SASS) A state of mind in which the sufferer (the Self-Appointed Saint) patronizes others, under the belief that they helped those people attain some sort of salvation. Although it's similar to God Complex, SASS is different in that sufferers use an unnecessary amount of compliments and gifts to patronize their victims. This makes the victim feel as they are below the Self-Appointed Saint, and thus makes the Self-Appointed Saint feel like they are of an elevated status compared to others.
Person 1: Even though I said no, John gave me his old Samsung Galaxy S7 Edge. Now, he keeps inviting himself over for dinner every week and makes me hang out with him everyday after work.
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
Person 2: Sounds like he's suffering from Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome
Self-Appointed Saint Syndrome by Realnigga9499 July 13, 2017
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