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applejerk 

someone who masturbates with their dick inside of an apple.
bro applejerking feels so good rn, you should try it
applejerk by Saphateurtoes February 25, 2021
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Ballsack Applejacks

A bowl of Applejacks cereal that has a sour flavor of sweaty ballsack after the sweetened oats were marinated in the juices on the exterior of human testicles.
Before entering the tool shed, Matthew had himself a large bowl of Ballsack Applejacks.
Ballsack Applejacks by Mkolesar25 November 15, 2011

Applejack 

Applejack is an Earth pony and one of the main characters of My Little Pony Friendship is Magic. She lives and works at Sweet Apple Acres with her grandmother Granny Smith, her brother Big McIntosh, her sister Apple Bloom, and her dog, Winona. She represents the element of honesty. Applejack is dependable and loyal, always willing to help anypony in need. She works at Sweet Apple Acres mainly as an apple bucker, though the Apples occasionally farm carrots and corn as well. She is a good sisterly figure to Apple Bloom and supports her friends well on their adventures.
Applejack is best pony.
Applejack by Natalia1337 January 20, 2013

Applejacked 

The process of having your Apple iPod stolen, usually as a result of wearing the tell tale white earbuds.
"Dude I was on the train last night and someone came up to me and stole my iPod!" "Dude you totally got Applejacked."
Applejacked by Christopher Jennings September 26, 2005

Applejack 

A pony that lives in ponyville,she lives on an apple farm with Granny Applesmith; Applebloom; and Big Macintosh. She is the element of honesty, She has 5 friends, Twilight Sparkle (element of Magic) Rarity (element of generosity) Fluttershy (element of kindness) Rainbow dash (element of loyalty) and Pinkie pie (element of laughter). And She is the best Pony of the Mane 6. Hello and Goodnight Pony Thread.
Applejack
Applejack by Carlswagsly January 2, 2012

appleversity 

(ADJ) A collection of people who are different ethnicities but have all the same traits, class, weight, looks...etc.
The new Ipod bilboard was filled with appleversity.
appleversity by cynisism July 15, 2011

Applejack 

Who's a silly pony?

You is, Applejack.
Applejack by Apony November 11, 2011
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
Word of the Day on September 10, 2026
Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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