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Applecornography

Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.

Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp
applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".
"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

applecourse 

While in the produce aisle, I witnessed two apples having rotten applecourse
applecourse by All Access Andy February 4, 2009