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Applecork 

An athletic maneuver in which three to four people tie another person to the ceiling by either a rope around their legs or a rope around their stomach and proceed to spin them. It can only be performed by skilled athletes, for example, Noah. It is usually done in locker rooms from 9am to around 3pm.
Oh! Is it really bobby's first applecork today?
Applecork by Mr. Lokastink December 1, 2019
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Applecornography

Image of a woman eating an apple with her legs provocatively open.

Photographer Ellen Von Unwerth's photo of three women sitting on a curb eating apples with their skirts positioned to expose their femininity inspired the creation of this word.
Sitting naked upon the floor and holding a half eaten apple between her knees, Marsha was the perfect picture of pure applecornography.

applecrisp 

when your macbook gets to hot on your lap and it starts to burn.
Holy shit my junk just turned into applecrisp
applecrisp by thewoodster May 12, 2010

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten
That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.
applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Applecrite

A person who has spent many days, months, years, bashing Apple products (mainly Mac and iPhone), but has now decided that he/she likes/will buy said products. The products owned by said person will be known as "rotten apples".
"Hey John, nice iPhone, but where's the Droid? Remember how much better you said Android was? Oh, you don't? You're just a dirty Applecrite."
Applecrite by Apple Forefathers October 17, 2011

applecrisping 

the act of sitting on an object everyone uses for a long period of time until the object becomes warm and potentially sweaty.
Taylor was applecrisping the remote yesterday so everyone had to finish watching Jurassic Park 3.
applecrisping by BurdyDird November 7, 2009

applecourse 

Sexual intercourse between apples
While in the produce aisle, I witnessed two apples having rotten applecourse
applecourse by All Access Andy February 4, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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