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apple works 

A bad application made by apple that sucks.
A way to tell if a mac user is a complete idiot
Bob: I use apple works
John: Hey Bieber, Bob uses apple works
Bieber: Yeah thats because he is a complete idiot and mac user that doesn't know that he is being ripped off by apple
apple works by Einstein March 18, 2005

Appleworks 

The Apple office software suite.
Appleworks is not as good as Microsoft Office.
Appleworks by adamisaspaz March 4, 2003

Appleworks 

First of all it was made by Clarisworks and then Apple bought them out and renamed it Appleworks.

Yes Appleworks does suck

That's why Apple created iWork to replace Appleworks
Apple did not make Appleworks, and the only reason some Mac users have it is because it came preinstalled on their lower end Mac
Appleworks by Taylor March 30, 2005

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026