apple care 

the shittiest and most expensive repair service that will deny your request to have your device fixed

If you pay for apple care, you are literally special needs.

apple care by mad_nic November 8, 2021

applecored 

To strike someone in the head with an apple. Either full or half eaten

That bitch wouldn't shut up so i applecored her face.

applecored by hiphopopotamus22 February 18, 2009

Upset The Applecart

This is when plans are made to do something or a way of doing things has been established, but then some know it all assfuck has to chime in with his/her bright idea. The consequences and repercussions of said assfuck throwing a monkey wrench into the clockworks is what ruins everything that has been running smoothly otherwise. This then causes confusion much like if a applecart would spill out and apples would roll all over the place in a crowded market.

Tony : Why is skippy trying to change the trip plans at the last minute, they were set in stone months ago?

Mike : I don't know that mother fucker is just trying to upset the applecart.

Upset The Applecart by TV CAR March 26, 2010

Appalachian Applecart 

Where you shave a girl's snatch so she'll think you're gonna munch on it… only to find out that she's flipped on her stomach, put in the full nelson and ass fucked like Elisabeth Shue in Leaving Las Vegas.

Damn, she must have rode the Appalachian Applecart last night... she's got razor burn and she can't shit straight.

Appalachian Applecart by Swearengin August 27, 2012

Applecorekiyo 

Applecorekiyo is a tiktoker who is a huge fan of the character from Danganronpa, Korekiyo. Their content is about Korekiyo and they love Korekiyo.

Person 1: Hey have you watched Applecorekiyo’s new video?
Person 2: Yeah, it made me love Korekiyo!

Applecorekiyo by MeltingMellons June 28, 2021

applemare 

Having s dream about your current foodservice job, if you work in corporate restaraunt (root: applebees) (movies: Waiting, Office Space)

I had a applemare last night, the frier was down and Tony called in sick!

applemare by Locell May 22, 2006

ass over applecart 

When one is hit by something stopping their front side but the rear continues going up and forward causing a roll

When the soldier spray the wild dog with the fire hose it went ass over applecarts

ass over applecart by Charlie's angel December 9, 2016