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Apparatic
(Adj)
1. To be ghost-like or have an unrealistic appearance.
2. Relating to apparitions or hallucinations
1. To be ghost-like or have an unrealistic appearance.
2. Relating to apparitions or hallucinations
Related Words
Apparatic • apparatchik • apparati • Apparatial • Apparation • Gnob Apparati • apparatus • aparatchik • Apparanim • apparasian
Boner Hiding Apparatus
A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:
Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013
Apparatus
A home-made smoking utensil, (typically used thru the nostril(s)) for the inhalation of meff. (methamphetamines)
Apparatus by MtDewGoddess November 18, 2019
apparate
In the Harry Potter world, this is a spell which allows the user to instantaneously teleport from one location to another.
You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.
You must focus on the three D's in order to achieve apparation: Destination, determination, and deliberation.
apparate by asdfasdfasdfasdfasfasdfasdfasdf March 10, 2006
Apparition Litigation
For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.
Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
Apparition Litigation by YAWA May 13, 2019
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus
A Punk, Emo, Screamo, not so much Rock, but all-in-all you could call it a Scene band that has powerful, emotional, incredible and meaningful lyrics to every one of their songs.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.
They have two albums;
"The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus" came out in 2004
and
"Don't Fake It" which came out in 2006.
I recommend both of them, as many other people do also.
Guardian Angel, and Face Down (The Acoustic Version for Face Down is less screamo and easier to understand the lyrics) are not only two songs that are by The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus but are also very good examples of what they are about. They have strong lyrics, and really make you think about what you're listening to.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.
A must-listen-to Band. They are awesome.
The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus by Lauren Hultman December 9, 2008
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