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Boner Hiding Apparatus 

A tampon, only when used by a male in the following way:

Step 1.) Insert the tampon up your anus
Step 2.) Tie string around dick to hold it down.
"I popped a boner in class today but it's okay, I had my Boner Hiding Apparatus on."
Boner Hiding Apparatus by Guyp3 January 24, 2013

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

Sneak away to meet your mistress. ("Hiking the Appalachian Trail" is the first explanation of where South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford was when he disappeared.)
"Has anyone seen Jawann? I've been calling and texting him for three days and he's not answering."

"Uh, he's hiking the Appalachian Trail."

"Oh. Got it."

apalachian trail 

a trail of seamen running from one brest to the other
this morning I tittie fucked my girl and gave her an apalachian trail from the left to the right
The name for a beautiful girl, who likes deathmetal and can do deathmetal vocals. The name you give a special girl at birth. Who will become something. Is liked by everybody. Very outgoing. Can always make someone smile. she has the prettiest eyes in the world. The prettiest smile youll ever see.
Apala is one special girl
Apala by Deathmetalsk8ter October 4, 2011

Hiking the Appalachian Trail 

To be unfaithful to one's partner e.g. in an extramarital affair. Named after South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who was said to be hiking the Appalachian Trail, when actually he was visiting his mistress in Argentina.
"My husband has a lot of "meetings" and "conferences" to attend to lately. I think he might be hiking the Appalachian trail."

Hiking the appalachian trail 

Euphemism for preforming oral sex on a woman.

Specifically to lick from the bottom of a woman's labia upwards towards her clitoris.
Mark went 'Hiking the Appalachian Trail' much to the delight of his mistress.