Aporkalypse
Aporkalypse by STRANGEAZBREH April 27, 2009
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Aporkalypse
News: The death toll has risen by over 500 today, leading to some to refer to this pandemic as the 'aporkalypse'.
Aporkalypse by BloodyDrongo April 29, 2009
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aporkalypse
Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!
aporkalypse by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012
Aporkalypse
the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.
Aporkalypse by porkhead October 17, 2011
three horsemen of the apocalypse
Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.
three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019
aroraklypse
The singular form of aroraklypses, the redundant flapping speech organs of fool who has opinions about subjects they haven’t intently looked into or had experiences with.
“I can see that your top aroraklypse is meeting with your lower aroraklypse but nothing of any sense is coming out”
“Don’t overt exert that bottom aroraklypse, maybe take a break and read a book for the first time in your life.”
“Shut your useless aroraklypses, you’re an eight year old whose never driven and doesn’t have a job, so you don’t tell me what car I should have bought for ME to drive.”
“‘You’ve got something brown smudged on your top aroraklypse. You might want to wipe that off.”
“I see you have had some work on your aroraklypses, you chose to do that but listening to an intelligent podcast would hurt too much?”
“Don’t overt exert that bottom aroraklypse, maybe take a break and read a book for the first time in your life.”
“Shut your useless aroraklypses, you’re an eight year old whose never driven and doesn’t have a job, so you don’t tell me what car I should have bought for ME to drive.”
“‘You’ve got something brown smudged on your top aroraklypse. You might want to wipe that off.”
“I see you have had some work on your aroraklypses, you chose to do that but listening to an intelligent podcast would hurt too much?”
aroraklypse by WellReadRedHead December 24, 2020
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