aperkalypse 

Aperkalypse,

The time between waking up and wanting coffee and the pot finishing the brew.

doint talk to me I’m surviving the aperkalypse

If you loved me you wouldn’t make me face the aperkalypse alone.

Fuck Starbucks I’ll face the aperkalypse!

aperkalypse by Chilly Verday December 31, 2019

Aporkalypse 

The impending doom-scenario which will enact itself as the Swine Flu spreads across the world.

"Been coughing my fucking lungs out man, I think the Aporkalypse is near"

Aporkalypse by STRANGEAZBREH April 27, 2009

Aporkalypse 

The 2009 outbreak of swine flu.

News: The death toll has risen by over 500 today, leading to some to refer to this pandemic as the 'aporkalypse'.

Aporkalypse by BloodyDrongo April 29, 2009

apawkalypse 

1. The most awkward situation imaginable.

2. An awkward situation to end all previous awkward situations. The culmination of all awkwardness up to this point.

1. Man, those two guys I slept with last weekend both may show up tonight. This could be the apawkalypse.

2. Apawkalypse tonight - We've been acting weird around each other for too long. I'm finally confronting my crush and telling her how I feel.

apawkalypse by krkyjay July 14, 2009

aporkalypse 

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

aporkalypse by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012

Aporkalypse 

the day an army of swines will rise and attack the earth or swines drop from the sky like atomic bombs.

Aporkalypse is currently not available.

Aporkalypse by porkhead October 17, 2011