Definitions by lawtonokieguy

aporkalypse 

Where there is a shortage of bacon worldwide. (Not to be confused with the swine flu pandemic.)

Friend: Dude did you hear??? There is a bacon shortage in the world..
Me: NO!!! IT'S THE APORKALYPSE AS WE KNOW IT!!!

aporkalypse by lawtonokieguy September 25, 2012

Nom-ness 

The feeling you get where if you even see anything that looks like it was made for human consumption you would eat it like you were the damn cookie monster.....

Person 1: Where did all the chips go???
Person 2: Sorry man I had a serious case of nom-ness and munch them all down....

Nom-ness by lawtonokieguy October 14, 2011