Apoopalypse

During an unusually voluminous defacation, the sensation that one's vital organs will be lost along with the fecal matter.

Jimmy scrawled a hurried last will and testament on the bathroom stall door, because he was shitting so fast and heavy that he thought surely this was the Apoopalypse.

Apoopalypse by ram February 25, 2005

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

three horsemen of the apocalypse by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

lesbian apocalypse 

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities

lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

lesbian apocalypse by mmenewt June 2, 2022

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

Colonic Apocalypse by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Porn Apocalypse 

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.

Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse

Porn Apocalypse by Fore-Site August 22, 2011

zombly acopalypse 

i guess it’s just a zombie apocalypse but zach is having a bad day with words

zach :have you seen walking. dead

corbone :nah man what’s it about

zach :a zombly acopalypse

zombly acopalypse by wdw fan obvs November 10, 2019

cannibal apocalypse 

cannibal apocalypse

an apocalypse in which cannibals take over and eat everyone, including other cannibals. the only way to defeat: is to eat.

person one: OH MY GOSH IT'S A CANNIBAL APOCALYPSE!
person two: WE'RE ALL GONNA GET EATEN!

cannibal apocalypse by amandadadadadaaaaaaaaaaaaa :) September 18, 2012