apopalypse

the day the fucked up world bands all soda and carbonated beverages

customer: ill have a coke
waiter:were all out of coke
Customer:oh fuck the apopalypse is here

by jim bulby August 1, 2010

apopalypse

(noun) 1. an overwhelming, self-engulfing, world changing love. 2. stronger and more powerful than any love ever known to mankind. 3. the moment in one's life that they find their true soul mate and little else in the world matters than being with them. 4. the truest and strongest devotion and adoration for another person in existence 5. a rebirth through love

NOT to be confused with apocalypse

I thought I had known true love, but when our paths crossed the apopalypse happened and my heart will forever be filled beyond it's capacity with my love for you, my soul mate.

by motheroftrouble February 4, 2010

three horsemen of the apocalypse

Rush, Roger and Rupert, the 3 people perhaps most responsible for ushering in the unmitigated climate disaster, hate-spewed, misinformed discourse and the post-truth world.

The world would be a much better place if not for the three horsemen of the apocalypse.

by hodags1966 May 31, 2019

Apocalypsicle

What you should definitely include in your zombie apocalypse kit frozen compartment.

Mom: "Hey kids! What flavors of Apocalypsicles should I buy for our zombie kit?"

by brainyuck September 11, 2011

lesbian apocalypse

where a bunch of lesbians follow each other on tiktok and make jokes about taking over the world, it happens during pride month as a way to bring lesbians together and is not excluding other sexualities

lesbian: omg it's the lesbian apocalypse, let's follow each other!

other lesbian: sure!!

by mmenewt June 2, 2022

Colonic Apocalypse

1. A shit so massive it leaves you wondering if you have just had an anal prolapse.

2. When one's defecation is of Biblical Proportions.

John: "Damn, Derek's 'Cayan Chili Macaroni and Cheese' concoction just gave me a Colonic Apocalypse..."

Mike: "Should I call 911?"

by Ender Castigan February 24, 2008

Porn Apocalypse

A hypothetical situation in future where all the internet pornography disappears leading to horror and confusion. It is a situation devastating to people who have sexual relationships with their left ,right or both hands.

Some oracles have the ability to have foresight on such an occasion and may stash porn in their computer. Such oracles are usually shamed and despised by society.

Fear the porn apocalypse.

Those who do not save, will not get any during the porn apocalypse.

It is time for our hard disks to unite and prepare for the porn apocalypse

by Fore-Site August 22, 2011