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when one has sex with an ape. usually these people are very very messed up . they wear clothing that is unsuitable. like candice hudson
i saw candice doing an apeling and wanted to die
apeling by ass plunder May 4, 2003
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n. The act of throwing pre-softened Apples at public objects while sitting on the window of a moving car.
Yo homeslice, Acme is having a fresh produce sale. We should totally go appling tonight!
Appling by Johngie October 25, 2011
A greek ancient god, god of the fruit and food. He was able to transform into a apple as a gift from Zeus for his years of loyal work. His grave is found in new york. The fruit apple is named after him.
We thank Apelino for the food he brought us.
Process in which one game replaces another, with the players of the replaced game playing the new game instead.
Fortnite is dead, I’m so glad that Apex Legends is apexing it.
Apexing by Dank Words March 4, 2019
The sexual practice of inserting apples into one's rectum or vaginal cavity. In some cultures, the practice is done as a way of measuring one's sexual value. i.e., the more apples that fit into one's body cavity, the more desireable he/she is to sexual partners. Besides the number of apples, the size and quality of the apples used determines whether the person will be considered desirable in bed or not.
After John tried appling for the first time, he was suprised to find out how bad it hurt to crap out a giant apple. It also gave him a pink sock.
appling by eljakeo April 11, 2005
To change your personality temporarily and treat your friends differently because there is an attractive girl you are trying hard to ape on
James was Apeing hard last night. Kinda pissed me off.
Apeing by Deeldo September 16, 2015
The act of jumping around and shouting like a monkey at someone while they are in there car
"Hey dylan's pulling in, lets go ape his car"
"Hey, when it get dark out lets go apeing"
Apeing by Woogie Boogie January 17, 2013
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hey let's get a drink of that?

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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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