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A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

ape fuck by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

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Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

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ape fucking

An occurence of intense copulation between a human being and a primate, followed by cackling and tongue-waggling from the human copulator.

The world record for ape fucking is one. One ape.

ape fucking by Scattergories July 20, 2008

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Ape-Fucker

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s

“Did you see bob’s new nft?”
“Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”

Ape-Fucker by pugman17 May 26, 2022

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butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit

I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.

butt fucking ape shit by rev_marcus February 10, 2020

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Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

Ballistic fucking ape shit by Tjoppie August 28, 2015

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Apefuck

Going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.

He went all apefuck on him and now hes in the hospital

Apefuck by FunnyAl May 10, 2008

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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