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ape fuck

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.
Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.
by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007
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Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.
"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"
by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009
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ape fucking

An occurence of intense copulation between a human being and a primate, followed by cackling and tongue-waggling from the human copulator.
The world record for ape fucking is one. One ape.
by Scattergories July 20, 2008
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Ape-Fucker

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s
Did you see bob’s new nft?”
Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”
by pugman17 May 26, 2022
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butt fucking ape shit

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit
I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.
by rev_marcus February 10, 2020
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Ballistic fucking ape shit

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.
"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"
by Tjoppie August 28, 2015
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Apefuck

Going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.
He went all apefuck on him and now hes in the hospital
by FunnyAl May 10, 2008
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