ape fuck 

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

ape fuck by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

ape fucking 

An occurence of intense copulation between a human being and a primate, followed by cackling and tongue-waggling from the human copulator.

The world record for ape fucking is one. One ape.

ape fucking by Scattergories July 20, 2008

Ape-Fucker 

A slur against people who own one or more nft’s

“Did you see bob’s new nft?”
“Another one? He’s such an ape-fucker”

Ape-Fucker by pugman17 May 26, 2022

butt fucking ape shit 

going beyond crazy, or wild, beyond apeshit

I gave the cat some cat nip laced with coke and it went butt fucking ape shit and literally ran up the wall and touch the ceiling.

butt fucking ape shit by rev_marcus February 10, 2020

Ballistic fucking ape shit 

When someone litterally, ballistically produces shit that of an ape.

"When I brought my report home, in which I had flunked all my subjects, my parents went Ballistic Fucking Ape Shit on me!"

Ballistic fucking ape shit by Tjoppie August 28, 2015

Apefuck 

Going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.

He went all apefuck on him and now hes in the hospital

Apefuck by FunnyAl May 10, 2008