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Going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.

He went all apefuck on him and now hes in the hospital

Apefuck by FunnyAl May 10, 2008

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awefuck

Something completely and utterly amazing.

That bear has six arms. That is absolute awefuck.

awefuck by River Chaput May 30, 2006

Related Words

ape fuck • Ape-Fucker • ape fucking • awefuck • Appfucked • awefuckingsome • Unshaven Ape Fuck • ace fucking die's • age fuck • ape funk

awefuckingsome

Fucking awesome. It's sooo beyond awesomeness itself, that the word awesome isn't explicit enough.

Just look at that double rainbow. That's awefuckingsome!

Man, I'm fckin high today, your weed is awefuckingsome!

awefuckingsome by frenchieUS September 23, 2010

Unshaven Ape Fuck

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

Appfucked

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

Appfucked by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

ape fuck

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

ape fuck by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026