Apefuck 

Going crazy and acting like an ape, usually killing people in the process.

He went all apefuck on him and now hes in the hospital

Apefuck by FunnyAl May 10, 2008

awefuck

Something completely and utterly amazing.

That bear has six arms. That is absolute awefuck.

awefuck by River Chaput May 30, 2006

awefuckingsome 

Fucking awesome. It's sooo beyond awesomeness itself, that the word awesome isn't explicit enough.

Just look at that double rainbow. That's awefuckingsome!

Man, I'm fckin high today, your weed is awefuckingsome!

awefuckingsome by frenchieUS September 23, 2010

Unshaven Ape Fuck 

Essentially, an extremely hairy man and/or woman who has never shaved a single day in their life; thus causing them to resemble an unkempt and undesirable Sasquatch-like abomination.

"Did you fellas see that new guy Peter down in accounting? Yeesh! Talk about taking the term unshaven ape fuck to a whole new level-- The bugger practically has the upper body hair equivalent of an overgrown African safari!"

Unshaven Ape Fuck by Monsieur Tennek July 22, 2009

Appfucked 

The state of mind first-semester High School seniors find themselves in when they've put off college application work for too long. Often characterized by swearing, complaining and general hate for the world and those who've already applied or been accepted.

T: Dude, I just got into MIT early decision!
B: Shit! I'm applying to 18 schools and I've barely started.
T: When's your stuff due?
B: 2 weeks! I'm appfucked.

Appfucked by 18goddamnschools December 19, 2009

ape fuck 

A "from behind" sexual position. A kind of modified doggy style in which the male penetrates from behind, but is crouching over the female while standing with his feet up by the females knees. Similar to "monkey fucking", except ape fucking is more vigorous, with the male clutching either handfulls of the females hair, or gripping the females neck. Can be used in either vaginal or anal sex.

Last night was the first time in weeks my girlfriend has given me ass, so I decided to ape fuck her. I probably won't be getting any for a while again now.

ape fuck by Douche McGouche November 29, 2007