aooter

Noun: Any seemingly innocent item purchased at most supermarkets often incorporated into acts of beastiality, most commonly with cows.

George's mom thought he was just buying a dozen cucumbers, when really he was investing in aooters in preparation for the evenings antics in the cow pasture.

by Simon Cows July 6, 2009

acooterment

Etymology: portmanteau of 'accoutrement' and 'cooter'

1 a : EQUIPMENT, TRAPPINGS; specifically : a woman's unmentionables, hygiene products, piercings or other accessories specifically designed for the female sex organs -- usually used in plural b : an adornment, item of clothing, or collection of hygienic equipment -- usually used in plural
2 archaic : the act of acootering
3 : an identifying and often superficial characteristic or device pertaining to a vagina -- usually used in plural

Sally asked me for a tampon, but unfortunately I left home this morning sans acooterments.

by Alana Post September 12, 2005

aloter

when you love someone more than words can explain

Brooke loves Arturo aloter

by BrookeheartsArturo June 7, 2007

Aoomer

A aoomer is someone who was born as a gen alpha (2016 - 2031).

I saw a aoomer

by SomekRandomZoonenmer March 25, 2020

Aoomer

A person who cries and whines all the time. Basically, a person who acts childish all the time. When one is labelled an aoomer, it's mandatory to mimic everything they say followed by baby crying.

person 1: Zander is such an aoomer.
Zander: No I'm not!
Person 2: "No I'm nOt! Waaah waaah!"
Zander: *Cries like an idiot aoomer*

by Znader eats pee October 28, 2019

Acootershank

The act of being so unbelievably tired after sleeping with a female that you lay totally still for at least 5 minutes afterwards

Man she caught me with the acootershank.

by WetWillyWonka September 29, 2020

Aoomer

A person who cries and whines all the time

Zander: cries
Everyone: Stop being such an aoomer

by Znader eats pee October 27, 2019