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ARUBIAN CUMPF 

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.
"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"
ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017
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arubian cumpf 

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!
arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017

cloud of anubis 

The large buildup of smoke made during an extremely large bong rip that is likely to make even the most tolerant smoker cough.
Damn man, I told you not to make a cloud of anubis on that rip!
A person who has reached the epitome of coolness. He is awesome in every possible way. Before such a person, other people seem insignificant, like ants. He can crush them, whenever he feels like.
Everybody: OMG! That's him! That's an Anubhav!
Random Bystander: Really? I hadn't thought that I would have had the privilege of seeing someone so awesome. My lifelong dream has been fulfilled!
Anubhav by Da Story2 July 24, 2011
Anubis is an incredibly ancient god, and was the original god of the dead before Osiris "took over" the position. After that point, Anubis was changed to be one of the many sons of Osiris and the psychopomp (conductor of souls) of the underworld. His totem of the jackal is probably due to the fact that jackals would hunt at the edges of the desert, near the necropolis and cemeteries throughout Egypt.
Prayers to Anubis are found carved on the most ancient tombs in Egypt and his duties apparently are many. He watches over the mummification process to ensure that all is done properly. He conducts the souls through the underworld, testing their knowledge of the gods and their faith. He places their heart on the Scales of Justice during the Judging of the Heart, and he feeds the souls of wicked people to Ammit. In some stories, Anubis is the son of Ra and Nephthys, or Set and Nephthys (probably due to Set and Anubis having the same totem animal). Some have Heset as his mother, and still others say Bast. This apparent confusion is still another sign of Anubis' origins in the most ancient of times. He also has a daughter, Kabechet, who helps him in the mummification.
The cutest most amazing person ever. Has an attitude but is so cute and a very fun person to talk to and discuss things with.Gets angry quickly
Anabia is so cute