Despite common belief that considers it as an appetizer preceding the main course, in Italian restaurants actually it is a kind of dish which forces you to reject the rest of food you've already ordered.

As an accurate analysis of the word reveals, the prefix is not "ante" which means "before" (as in other Italian words "anteprima"= "preview" or "antenato"="forefather"), but is "anti" which means "against" (as in the Italian words "antifascista"="antifascist" or "anticlericale"="anticlerical")

Therefore the real meaning of the word is *"antimeal" or "against the meal"

Waiter: Good evening, have you already seen what's on the menu?
Customer: Yes, I'd like an antipasto, please.
Waiter: Good choice! And then, what else?
Customer: Don't you understand what I'm saying?! I don't wanna eat your fucking food!

Antipasto by DanCes April 17, 2014

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antribation

That damn error that always screws up UncleMart's shit.

(00:11:58) (@VanFalk) Why are you in #stalker...
(00:12:18) (@UncleMart) oh erm
(00:12:31) (@UncleMart) antribation error
(00:13:24) (@VanFalk) Is that even a word?
(00:13:47) (@UncleMart) It will be if im quick enough getting to urbandictionary.com

antribation by UncleMart November 25, 2003

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Antipasti

The FSM version of the antichrist

Also known as "antipasta".

The antipasti will surely doom us all...

Antipasti by Submitters of Words April 28, 2011

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antipancakeism

the oppisite of pancake very emo hermit who lives in a cold environment who never goes outside hates fishing and does not surf.

hes showing antipancakeism today

antipancakeism by tcon89 October 22, 2011

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