antribation 

That damn error that always screws up UncleMart's shit.

(00:11:58) (@VanFalk) Why are you in #stalker...
(00:12:18) (@UncleMart) oh erm
(00:12:31) (@UncleMart) antribation error
(00:13:24) (@VanFalk) Is that even a word?
(00:13:47) (@UncleMart) It will be if im quick enough getting to urbandictionary.com

antribation by UncleMart November 25, 2003

Anticibation 

The act of self gratification , while anxiously awaiting a sexual encounter , when you're just so horny that you can't wait to get off .

"When you just can't wait , Anticibate !"

"Anticibation , it's making me .........Fuck it! , I ain't waitin'.......!

"Bill just couldn't wait to get home from work , he knew he was getting laid when he got home , he was overwhelmed with such anticibation that he had to "rub one out" on the way home ."

"Jason was supposed to go out with Judy last night , but when I walked into the apartment , he was still there ........Anticibating ........ !!!!

"Sonya called me and said to meet her for dinner , but told me she would "make me" dessert . She said she was so excited that she was going to see me that she had to "crank one off" ........ she's such an anticibator ."

"I couldn't wait until she came over ...... I just had to anticibate !"

Anticibation by JonBoy Walnut December 31, 2007

andrioation 

a state of being in which one believes he/she is a formidable robot.

Craig: Hey man I'm totally experiencing andrioation right now! I feel like an oily, invincible machine.

Gary: ...

andrioation by LawGR November 25, 2010

Fundamental Attribution Error 

When a problem with a person is really a problem with the situation.
We tend to attribute people’s behavior to their core character rather than to their situation. It's the Situation, Not the Person.

“What a jerk!... see how he drives!”
“Fundamental Attribution Error honey, I wonder the situation he’s in that’s causing him to drive so crazy.”

"What do you mean?"
"He is the doctor in charge of emergency at the hospital few blocks away... don´t you remember?"

Fundamental Attribution Error by rperazag June 10, 2010

Agribation 

to masterbate while or becouse of anger.

my dick is raw from all this agribation

Agribation by agribatist February 8, 2010

Correct Attribution 

A way of wording an expression in a way that specifies which individual, entity, or other thing committed an act or caused something to happen.

An example of an 'indirect attribution' is, "It was determined that 'unless exempt by diplomatic status, all persons entering the United States, including U.S. citizens, are subject to examination and search by Customs and Border Patrol officers'." Transformed into a "correct attribution" that statement would say something like, "In August of 2009, CBP Directive 3340-049 laid out its policies on searching electronic devices....In the course of a border search, with or without individualized suspicion, an Officer may examine electronic devices and may review and analyze the information encountered at the border.” Though correctly attributing an action increases transparency and accountability, and generally furthers the common good, it takes more time to say and/or space to write.

Correct Attribution by but for October 14, 2017

Con-Textual Attribution Error 

The tendency to mistake the superficial excitement derived from receiving text messages for the excitement bourne out of genuine chemistry between you and your text-happy new friend, especially prevalent in the budding stages of romance when a high degree of unfamiliarity is present between said parties. In the alternate context of an in-person or phone conversation, the same conversation would not be nearly as exciting.

It's no wonder your romances always crash so hard after you finally get to know the person, all the excitement between you is nothing more than the anticipation and reception of text messages. It's classic Con-Textual Attribution Error. Similar to the excitement and subsequent letdown of Christmas.

Con-Textual Attribution Error by mckwistonator October 22, 2011