antispire

To aspire to having no aspirations

"When I'm older I dont want to worry about the next day"

OR

"When I'm older I want to be a lager lout / coach potato / B list celebrity / member of the royal family"

by Roland S June 26, 2005

Antipresident

Much like an antipope, this is a man who has made an improper claim to the Preisdency of the United States.

The current occupant of the White House.

George W. Bush is the Antipresident.

by jesster79 February 13, 2006

anticiprection

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.

I had an anticiprection before the party.

by Koz daddy March 22, 2017

antinspiration

Inspiration of what not to be.

That beer bellied toad man is such an antinspiration.
Best get down the gym.

by danixd July 19, 2009

AntiSperm

It’s like celibacy in an extreme level. Also it’s like an anti vaccine dad in a way too. Kinda like chocolate milk rather than white milk because it kills the bad ass tadpoles. It’s the bad ass name for birth control also.

“Dad?” “Yes son?” “Are you an antisperm?” “Of course, that’s why you are a mistake:)”

by Seductivechipmonk69 July 22, 2019

Antipie

Evil. Intentional, pure evil. In extreme can be used in "The Antipie", the theoretical antithesis of everything good.

Your girlfriend cheated on you, stole your stuff, and dumped you all in the same day? Man, that girl is antipie.

RESOLVE/C++ is The Antipie.

by Twigman April 7, 2004

Antisine

Like Asinine but instead of being like an ass it's being like an ant. Any form of drone behaviour that is unthinking and merely for the propagation of the nest.

Work is the pinnacle of our antisine lives.

by Jennwiren July 19, 2018