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antispire 

To aspire to having no aspirations
"When I'm older I dont want to worry about the next day"

OR

"When I'm older I want to be a lager lout / coach potato / B list celebrity / member of the royal family"
antispire by Roland S June 26, 2005
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Antipresident 

Much like an antipope, this is a man who has made an improper claim to the Preisdency of the United States.

The current occupant of the White House.
George W. Bush is the Antipresident.
Antipresident by jesster79 February 13, 2006

anticiprection 

When an erection arises out of anticipation of a lit event in the near future.
I had an anticiprection before the party.
anticiprection by Koz daddy March 22, 2017

antinspiration 

That beer bellied toad man is such an antinspiration.
Best get down the gym.
antinspiration by danixd July 19, 2009

AntiSperm 

It’s like celibacy in an extreme level. Also it’s like an anti vaccine dad in a way too. Kinda like chocolate milk rather than white milk because it kills the bad ass tadpoles. It’s the bad ass name for birth control also.
Dad?” “Yes son?” “Are you an antisperm?” “Of course, that’s why you are a mistake:)”
Evil. Intentional, pure evil. In extreme can be used in "The Antipie", the theoretical antithesis of everything good.
Your girlfriend cheated on you, stole your stuff, and dumped you all in the same day? Man, that girl is antipie.

RESOLVE/C++ is The Antipie.
Antipie by Twigman April 7, 2004

Antisine 

Like Asinine but instead of being like an ass it's being like an ant. Any form of drone behaviour that is unthinking and merely for the propagation of the nest.
Work is the pinnacle of our antisine lives.
Antisine by Jennwiren July 19, 2018
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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