antiprogram

antiprogram refers to people who hate programs. hate. with a passion. want to protest.

"programs" are schools that unruly teans are sent to in order to reform. they exist through several different organizations.

often simply the word anti. also EXNAY.

most antis are program graduates.

programs stimulate mock prison environments. they break you down in order to build you up.

girl: God *&$% Escuela Caribe.
boy: yea that place is lame
girl: im just so antiprogram
boy: yea im anti too

antiprogram by Lily03581 May 27, 2009

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Antiprocrastination

The act of avoiding work or a task that you do not want to complete by using your time to perform a less annoying, but nevertheless productive task.

Today, antiprocrastination got the best of me. I cleaned my house to avoid writing my essay.

Antiprocrastination by eespo93 February 9, 2013

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Antiprogressor

Someone who tries to stop the progression and evolution of the human race by urinating on freedoms, destroying equality, pushing their morals on everyone else, going to war, and polluting.

Antiprogressors tend to like to either reuse old ideas that failed years ago or reuse old ideas that worked a thousand years ago but would never work now.

Antiprogressors also tend to always be at war with something (no matter how ridiculous it is). They are often at war with elicit drugs, petty crime, non-existent terrorists, and the scientists/intellectuals who try to evolve and progress the human race.

Basically, a republican or a conservative

Stephen Harper is an antiprogressor just like George W.

the corporate behemoth is one of society's antiprogressors.

Antiprogressor by CurvedMirror August 14, 2008

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antiprocrastinationism

a type of prejudice, relating to punctuality; opposition of lateness, tardiness, and all forms of procrastination; elitist with regards to time

The Harvard admission office practices antiprocrastinationism; if you don't turn in your application more than a month ahead of time, they automatically reject you.

antiprocrastinationism by Enretard December 26, 2007

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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