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Aniwhore 

Someone who consistently owns any type of pet for a fraction of a second, then abandons it with no remorse. They typically can be seen posting various snapshots of their new animal friend, gushing over the love they have for the new Sparky of their lives on various social media sites; only to follow up with a new post of "Help me find a home for Sparky #12!"

Aniwhores typically fall in love with the idea or face of a new pet, only to realize their poor asses cannot feed or give basic care. They've also been known to abandon animals because of the following reasons: This puppy shit in my house, it's gotta go.; This Cat scratched my kid, it's gotta go.; This dog barks, it's gotta go.; This rabbit requires food, it's gotta go.
"Did you see Josey's new kitten on Facebook!?!," "Which one? The one she dumped in the woods yesterday? Or the

one she picked up coming home from dumping the one in the woods yesterday?" "God, what an Aniwhore!"
Aniwhore by OvertheTreetops September 8, 2016
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Asswhore could be considered a supreme insult. It refers to somebody that is such a whore, that the term "whore" alone, does not justify the magnitude of their whorishness. Therefore, they may be dubbed "asswhore", as they will take it up the ass from anyone at anytime.
"Man, that chick is such a whore"
"She is beyond that, she's an asswhore"
asswhore by Sara Neuman September 22, 2007

anywhore 

A slang term similiar to anyway, anyhow, or anywho.
First guy: "Anywhore, whatcha doing tomorrow?"

Second guy: "Probably gonna chill out."

First guy: "Cool man, cool"

Second guy: "Yeah whatevah!"
anywhore by Chelsey May 31, 2004

Anywhore 

Used in a sentence when talking near, or to a group of sluts or hoochies, to offend, or disrupt their train of thought.

Warning: If when using this word, and you do offend a group of hoochies or sluts, do not engage, to protect yourself from cathing STD's or any foreign diseases.
"GAWD, did you hear what that girl did ?"

"Not that I care"

"Well, ANYWHORE, she like totally ate that guys bal-"
Anywhore by Octopodamous November 9, 2011
A sexual deviant obsessed with giving and receiving anal loving every which way to Sunday.
The outbreak of Asswhores on URBAN-D is epidemic; the Proctology, KY Jelly, Preparation-H, and Pampers business must be booming!
Asswhore by RalphyChunkston February 9, 2013
Jim: I did Jenny up the butt last night
Bob: I did her up the butt a few days ago
Jim: Man, she is such a poopwhore
asswhore by Whoreass November 17, 2002