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He's an absolute lad, usually very smart and has a loud, contagious laugh. But sometimes he'll laugh or say something when he shouldn't. Overall an Anson is usually a good mate.
I cracked a joke with anson and john on the weekend, anson ended up laughing so hard he made john laugh too!
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