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anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.
Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"
anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010
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Aboredtion 

The act of using a coat hanger to remove all of the boredom out of your snatch. (Including the broth)
Jackie, give me an aboredtion!
Aboredtion by Creestoff January 12, 2013

Anorexting 

Texting someone about how hungry you are. Oftentimes turning into a group of starving texters.
Texters:
Joe: I can't believe it's only 11:00! My stomach is growling!

Dianne: Tell me about it. I was late for work and missed breakfast!

Laura: Thanks a lot guys now I'm starving! Joe, could you please refrain from anorexting?!!
Anorexting by JoeBoots August 27, 2013

anorexitron 

noun; anorexitron

1. A robot which suffers from the eating disorder anorexia.
2. A term often used for a person who is or appears to be anorexic.

(from New Latin, from Greek, from a- + orexis appetite, from oregein + Greek, suffix denoting an instrument; akin to Old English -thor, suffix denoting an instrument, Latin -trum)
1. At dinner, the anorexitron dumped its motor oil onto its napkin when none of the other robots were looking.
2. Despite his heavy eating habits, Maxwell is a total anorexitron.
anorexitron by clint September 4, 2004

Anorection 

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.
a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."
Anorection by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

Anortion 

When in four way sex between at least one girl and three others they all cum at the same time for the forth time and at least one of the four gets pregnant and then gets an abortion, this process is repeated four or more times.
Guy One: So Chis, Sonia and her friend were over last night and we totally had a four way!
Guy Two: Is that what got Sonia pregnant?
Guy One: Aww naw man she got an abortion didn't you hear?
Guy Two: Dude thats such an anortion!
Anortion by TheSexyWerewolfFail August 18, 2013