Anorection 

1. An erection that occurs as a result of something other than sexual arousal/stimulation, a hard-on with no "appetite".

2. A penis that, when erect, reveals to have neither been a grower nor a shower in its flaccid state.

a. "I had an anorection when I woke up this morning."

b. "I was so disappointed to find out he had anorectile issues."

Anorection by 7amza123 March 7, 2014

Anorection 

An erection brought on by an incredibly skinny woman (e.g., Mary-Kate Olsen, Kate Moss, etc.).

"Dude, I saw this twig bitch walking down the street today, she gave me an anorection."

Anorection by Clam_Diggity July 3, 2016

Amerection

When you are overcome with patriotic fervor and a flag-raising occurs in your pants.

Seeing the Statue of Liberty gave me an Amerection.

Amerection by America Eagleburger July 10, 2012

airection 

When your trousers crease or bulge near the groin, making it look like an erection.

Samuel sat down and noticed his huge airection, so he straightened out his trousers.

airection by LemonPotato November 4, 2009

anyrection 

polyfarious bonerage.

Whilst travelling abroad, the young man, enamoured of the exotic ladies of foreign lands, and stricken with that fervour of lust which does so often come upon the expatriot, was oft to sport anyrection.

"Is that an erection in your pants for me or is it anyrection?"

anyrection by skeptical hippo April 21, 2010

Attrection

1. the act of erecting as a result of attraction.
2. the state of being erected as a result of attraction
3. something erected through sublimation of arousal, as a building or other structure.
4. Physiology. a distended and rigid state of an organ or part containing erectile tissue, esp. of the penis or the clitoris when subject is attracted to someone or something.

I had an attrection.

Attrection by ZeeKrey June 1, 2009

Aboredtion 

The act of using a coat hanger to remove all of the boredom out of your snatch. (Including the broth)

Jackie, give me an aboredtion!

Aboredtion by Creestoff January 12, 2013