Anorexting

Texting someone about how hungry you are. Oftentimes turning into a group of starving texters.
Texters:
Joe: I can't believe it's only 11:00! My stomach is growling!

Dianne: Tell me about it. I was late for work and missed breakfast!

Laura: Thanks a lot guys now I'm starving! Joe, could you please refrain from anorexting?!!
by JoeBoots July 17, 2013
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Hempty

When you go to your stash thinking you still have some weed only to find its empty.
Example #1

Person # 1

Hey, wanna smoke? I have half a bone in my ashtray. Go grab it.

Person #2
Yo, you must've smoked it already cause that shits hempty!

Example #2

"Dude, all the way home from work I'm thinking I'm gonna smoke that weed I had left in my grinder but it was hempty! I'm gonna kick the shit out of my girlfriend!
by JoeBoots August 12, 2013
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