anoint
to spread seminal fluid. some interpretations of hebrew lead to this as the true meaning of the" anointed one".
anoint by mar'scorpio February 13, 2010
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SELF-ANOINT
To Golden Shower oneself......and NOT on purpose!
To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
To not "Tap Tap" enough for males in the bathroom or outdoors.........
Barry was known for "self-anointing " .......his crotch was always damp & dark....
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
" Hey Barry.....you might want to Tap Tap a few more times....those Khakis reveal self-anointing" too well ! "
SELF-ANOINT by Big R in Vegas November 3, 2018
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AnonTalk
A text-board "Anonymous" forum, in which any form of critical argument against paedophilia or the Sysop, or even any references to Anonymous culture (memes and shit), will gain you a silent censorship and a ban. Any form of grammar that the Sysop doesn't agree with is also removed. The discussion of paedophilia is actively encouraged and any form of ant-pedo shit is considered trolling and thus you get a ban. All it's members are the result of spamming imageboards, and any reference to the imageboards in question results in a ban. Anything that might be considered better than AnonTalk is spammed with CP then reported, by Sysop. Over there, when ever the Sysops is right he is right, whenever he is wrong, he is also right.
Anonymous A: Lets leave AnonTalk and go to AnotherTalk
Anonymous B: Yeah, AnonTalks Sysop is a total douche-bag.
Anonymous B: Yeah, AnonTalks Sysop is a total douche-bag.
AnonTalk by Anonlolxta October 9, 2009
anointed
anointed by Brianna's definitions January 20, 2017
AnonTalk
A sad pedophile nerd message board. It tries to be a 4chan ripoff but is way too slow. The admin is a real douche and requires asinine things like proper capitalization and correct spelling when posting about molesting little girls and boys.
Dude you better clear anontalk out of your browser history. It's probably a honeypot run by the FBI to catch pedos.
AnonTalk by truthseeker112 June 13, 2009
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