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anusthetic 

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.
Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

Anesthetic 

Anesthetic-A substance that causes lack of feeling or awareness
a person who is anesthetic barely has feelings.

aristhetics 

Ariana Grande related TikToker, currently owns a Etsy sticker business.
have you seen aristhetics tiktok?
aristhetics by positionslover October 25, 2020

local anesthetic 

Do you have any out of town anesthetics? No but we have some local anesthetic.
local anesthetic by Mizzle Fizzle December 3, 2006

Anaesthetic Technician 

Anaesthetic Technicians mainly work in the operating theatre with anaesthetists (specialist medical doctors), they are also called to other areas of the health care facility to assist in cardiac arrest situtations or with patients who could arrest if not treated appropriately. They assist the anaesthetist in managing your airway...if you don't breath, you die and when you are anaesthetised the drugs generally make you not breath, some people are easy to maintain an airway on & others aren't and patients will die if their airway is not patent. Anaesthetic Technicians combine clinical and technical knowledge & skills to help ensure things run smoothly when you are having your surgery!
If you have a car accident and suffer massive trauma and are taken to a hospital emergency department and the staff are finding it difficult to put an airway tube in your wind pipe they call the anaesthetic team that includes the anaesthetic doctor and anaesthetic technician. Who will then also transfer you to the operating theatre and try everything to keep you alive while the surgeon patches you up. The anaesthetic team will then transfer you once you are stable to intensive care, staff there will continue the good work the anaesthetic team started.

General Anesthetic

general anesthetic- puts the person to sleep.
if one is general anesthetic next they will fall a sleep
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