anusthetic 

A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.

Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

anusthetic by Cuntoleezza Rice June 4, 2008

anusthetic 

It is another name for lube

You should always use anusthetic before anal sex.

anusthetic by Imapoorjoke September 22, 2012

anusthetic 

What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.

Preparation H works as a good anusthetic for many people.

anusthetic by QuacksO May 3, 2025

facial aesthetics 

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

aesthetic attraction 

A form of attraction in which the person finds the other aesthetically pleasing, in a way that they would enjoy looking at or drawing them, but not performing any romantic or sexual activities with them.

Ashley is straight, but she feels aesthetic attraction towards girls.

aesthetic attraction by amekt May 29, 2016

Aesthetic warning 

A Comedy video typically posted to TikTok that is a assortment of strange and funny videos that have nothing to do with each other whatsoever. These videos are not aesthetic in case you didn’t get the joke.

Did you see that Aesthetic warning video on TikTok? It was so funny!

Aesthetic warning by Badperson93943 February 26, 2022

aestheticness 

when something is just so aestheticness and u can't handle it.

'THAT WAS SO AESTHETICNESS, BRADY.VSP"

aestheticness by PISSBABY6969 August 22, 2021