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A soothing mixture of cocaine and vaseline that Fred Phelps sticks up his ass before sitting on a highway cone or other large object. See Goatse.

Westboro Baptist Church pastor Fred Phelps was at a God Hates Fags rally and asked me to find him some anusthetic. Not content with a simple crucifuck or normal act of pastorbation, he had developed an urgent need to shove something very large up his poop chute.

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anusthetic

It is another name for lube

You should always use anusthetic before anal sex.

anusthetic by Imapoorjoke September 22, 2012

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anusthetic

What you partake of for soothing da "back there" distress of dealing with one or more people who are a real pain-in-da-a**.

Preparation H works as a good anusthetic for many people.

anusthetic by QuacksO May 3, 2025

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facial aesthetics

When you have more than just a pretty face,facial aesthetics beat a ripped body anyday of the week.

leonardo dicaprio is blessed with god tier facial aesthetics no wonder he looks so young even in his 40s

facial aesthetics by curlydude January 2, 2017

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aesthetic attraction

A form of attraction in which the person finds the other aesthetically pleasing, in a way that they would enjoy looking at or drawing them, but not performing any romantic or sexual activities with them.

Ashley is straight, but she feels aesthetic attraction towards girls.

aesthetic attraction by amekt May 29, 2016

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Aesthetic warning

A Comedy video typically posted to TikTok that is a assortment of strange and funny videos that have nothing to do with each other whatsoever. These videos are not aesthetic in case you didn’t get the joke.

Did you see that Aesthetic warning video on TikTok? It was so funny!

Aesthetic warning by Badperson93943 February 26, 2022

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aestheticness

when something is just so aestheticness and u can't handle it.

'THAT WAS SO AESTHETICNESS, BRADY.VSP"

aestheticness by PISSBABY6969 August 22, 2021

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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