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When someone does something so conventionally wrong that you have no other better word to describe it/him/her.
It can be used to describe literally anything.
Băi frate, ai lăsat cioata afară, ești un aneu.

Băi frate, nu ai scos la 7 milioane, cum să fii atât de aneu?

-Ce faci?
-Uite bine, stau aneu.

Ce aneu ai rulat-o, să mor.
Aneu by Alma Mater June 6, 2022
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A magnificent aurora in the North Pole, like a beautiful white blossom with purple shades. The purple shade represents hope, royalty and unique.
She is such an aneu. She is so kind and nice.
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Aneurjizzm

When a man is about to jizz and experiences extreme sexual trauma, the sperm/jizz is immediately sent swimming in fear into the mans urethra causing a blockade.
Being unable to urinate or ejaculate for up to 10 hours, any man cursed with this syndrome is forced to do something productive with the rest of his day, a terrible fate indeed.
(Bob logs into chat website to meet his text sex pal jenny)

Bob667-hey babe
Jenny232-hi hunny
Bob667-miss me?
Jenny232-sure did
Bob667-got a pic yet?
Jenny232-yep
Jenny232-here ya go photoshare.com/125463356

(When Bob followed the link, he saw a thin, beautiful, blonde, and big breasted woman. He commenced masturbation, and just as he jizzed the picture turned out to be a Gif image and purple waffle appeared, the extreme shock Bob and his little buddies experienced caused a severe Aneurjizzm.
Aneurjizzm by RedSandDuster September 11, 2011

Aneurysm 

Whenever someone throws a huge fit or melts down in front of people due to a circumstance previously brought up.
"Steve just had an aneurysm"
"What over?"
"Someone said that he sucked at teaching.. not a good idea."
Aneurysm by Cheeseman23 April 4, 2015

Aneurysm 

a permanent abnormal blood-filled dialation of a blood vessel resulting from disease of the vessel wall, A blood vessel weakness that causes bleeding in the brain or a bulging of the wall of an artery, vein, or wall of the heart.
When the teacher told the students about a very complicated hypothesis they all had an aneurysm.
Aneudy is known to be very handsome and possibly the greatest man who ever lived besides Christ himself. All women want him and men want to be him. He knows all fighting styles and sex positions. He’s a proficient Hunter Who owns a lot of knifes and Guns. He once killed a raging bull with his bare hands. He lived as a cartoon for a short while just because he could. Aneudy once’s stoped a war simply by saying stop. He is loved by everyone and feared by all. There’s a rumor that he once killed a man just to Bring him back to life but we all know it’s true. Aneudy is the man the legend the future.
-I want to have Aneudy’s baby’s

-Is that Aneudy I wish I was him

-So you finally met the great Aneudy

- you know Aneudy ? my bad come on in

- if you was Aneudy we can bang my wife
Aneudy by Karatekid 2.0 November 24, 2021
when you orgasm so hard that you blow a blood vessel in your head
he did her so hard that she had a aneurgasm
aneurgasm by dizztizzlewizzle March 5, 2008
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